Monday 3 August 2015

Intermediate Text - Jolan Neni - Flies and wasps can get on your nerves - A solution!


Jolan Neni
No Bed of Roses





Living in the country is no bed of roses. There are the normal farmyard smells, the noises of work being done, and, worst of all, the flies and the wasps. They are a nuisance and always invade when meals are being served.

But, there is a solution. And, it's something that Jolan Neni would like to share with us all. And, it is simple, it's tomatoes! And, Jolan Neni knows what she's talking about, she grew up on a farm.

And, it was there that she was taught that flies and wasps didn't like tomatoes. All one had to do to keep flies and wasps away and at bay was to hang sprigs of tomatoes above all windows and doors.

And, there's more to it as well. Jolan Neni discovered that sprigs of tomato, if hung above the entrance to pigsties, would, as if by magic, stop flies flying by and upsetting the pigs. And, the results were amazing, lots of very happy pigs. And, very happy pigs make very good meals. And, Jolan Neni's roast pork and dumplings are simply delicious. In fact, the best in all Hungary.

And, very good meals make everyone glad. Jolan Neni is happy, and her family, too. Tomatoes, it seems, are more than we think! So, stop giving roses, give tomatoes instead, and, who knows, your life, too, may also become a bed of red roses.

Vocabulary

at bayentfernt
glad – happy
nuisanceÄrgernis
pigsty – Schweinestall
roast pork - Schweinsbraten
sprig Zweig
upsettingverärgern




.

Welcome to Diarikom

I have been writing the Diaikom since 2009.  Regular short stories, interviews, essays, recordings and more. All taken from life.  I have me...