Friday 29 November 2019

The Toorington Bells – Ted and His Prize Winning Carrot


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Photo -  Tasting Her Veggies - by Nigel A.  JAMES



The Toorington Bells – Ted and His Prize Winning Carrot

Ted is the odd ball of Toorington. He's had many interesting jobs and knows much about many different things. And, Ted has an interesting story.

In 1972, Ted became the youngest member of the TVS – The Toorington Vegetable Society. A vegetable club. And, in 1982, Ted grew a sensation. A perfect carrot that was 1 metre long!

Ted became a star! A vegetable star. But, how did Ted grow such a very big carrot?
No one ever found out. Ted always kept it a secret. And, no one in Toorington – Ted included - has ever succeeded in growing such an enormous carrot again. But, there was one thing that wasn't a secret. The taste of Ted's very big carrot.

After winning first prize for his carrot, Ted gave it to Raechel at the Toorington Arms. And there, this great tasting carrot became part of Ray's tasty meals for more than a week. And, not very surprisingly, Ted and his carrot soon became a permanent part of the Toorington Arms.

Hanging on the wall to the right of the bar is a photo of Ted and his carrot and the cup that they won. And, the snug of the Toorington Arms became known as Ted's Carrot Snug. An original thought. The only snug in the world with a carrot in its name.

Carrots and potatoes are just like the people who grow them. Long, round, and short, and other shapes, too. And, of course, vegetables are very intelligent. Maybe, we are what we eat. How often do you eat potatoes? And, are you intelligent, too? Ted only eats carrots and spuds; that's why he is a very clever man.

Over the years, Ted has often won prizes for his very long leeks, his giant potatoes, and his very happy peas. Ted is a very happy man. His life is his carrots and spuds. A spade, a fork, and a vegetable patch are all that are needed for a wonderful life. Have you, too, got a vegetable patch in your little garden? If not, you should have. Then you, too, just like Ted, will be very, very happy and possibly even clever as well!

Eat up your greens - the results are amazing!


                                          Tasting Her Vegies!  Photo by Nigel A. JAMES

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