From
My English Country Garden
By
Builder Michael
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I
am, and it goes without saying, one of the world's greatest observers
of life, and, also, one of the very few people who understand the
character of man. And, one of the things that interests me most is
the fact that life is nothing but circles. And, being a great
thinker, I have developed a theory that matches the practice.
.
And,
my theory proves two very important things. The first one is that
circles and wheels are a basic part of human nature, meaning, that
whatever one does, one always ends up back at the start. And, the
second thing that I've proved is something that doesn't need proving
at all, and, that is, that I am a genius. And, all this reminds me
of an old friend from long, long ago.
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His
name was Hansi, and one day he decided to move. He was no longer
happy where he was. And, after some searching, he found a beautiful
flat in the third district of Vienna. The third
district of Vienna, by the way, is very upmarket and lived in by
mostly respectable people.
.
And
so, to cut a long story short, Hansi moved in and decided to throw a
house-warming party. A select dinner for his close drinking friends
and his mother. And so, after 8 months, the invitations went out.
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Now,
dinner parties involve organization. Hansi made lists, borrowed
chairs from his brother, and the Gasthaus where he went everyday lent
him the glasses and plates. And, so he was ready and the great day
arrived.
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And,
Hansi got up and went shopping, and his afternoon was spent making
salads, peeling potatoes, putting beer and wine in the bath tub to
cool, and generally clearing up and getting ready. And, then we
arrived.
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But,
there was no smell of delicious roast pork, and no drink to say
welcome. Hansi was very unhappy. He told us to keep our coats on; we
were all going out! Why, we all wanted to know!
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The
reason was simple. The time had arrived to put the meat in the oven
and the rice on to cook. So far – so good. But, then came the
shock. It was then, that after more than 8 months of being in his
new flat, that Hansi discovered that his stove didn't work. A
tragedy?
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Not
really. Hansi gave all the food to his mother to freeze, and off we
went to the Gasthaus. And there we stayed and had fun for the rest
of the evening. Full circle again! There are places we can't get
away from. And, so, I'm back once again at the start. It's all a
question of character. Some people spend their lives in dark holes,
and most people can't tell the woods from the trees. But, I see it
all. And, there is one thing that I can do better than you can. And,
that is, talking in circles.
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See
you next month – Yours, Builder Michael!