Friday 17 March 2017

(B/C) - The Toorington Bells - Ted and His Prize Winning Carrot! The biggest the country has ever ever seen!

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The Toorington Bells – Ted and His Prize Winning Carrot


Ted is the odd ball of Toorington. He has had many varied and interesting jobs and he knows very much about many different things. And, Ted is a man who is much in demand. He can mend almost everything. So, it is to Ted that most people turn when something needs fixing. But, Ted is not only a much needed man, he's famous as well – and all because of a carrot.

It was in 1972 that Ted became the youngest member of the TVS – The Toorington Vegetable Society. A society devoted to the growing of prize winning vegetables. And, it was at the 1982 Toorington Vegetable Society Show that Ted caused a minor sensation. A carrot that was not only 1 metre long, but perfect in every way, too. And, the news quickly spread.

Soon, everyone in Toorington was making their way to the Toorington Vegetable Society Show, and within just a short space of time the whole of Great Britain had not only heard of Ted's prize winning carrot, but was busy talking about it as well. Ted was a star! But, of course, there was one very big question. How did Ted grow such a very big carrot?

And, no one has ever found out. Ted's always kept it a secret. And, no one in Toorington – Ted included - has ever succeeded in growing such an enormous carrot again. But, over the years, Ted has often won prizes for his prize winning leeks and giant potatoes. But, there is one thing that wasn't a secret. And, that was the taste of Ted's very big carrot.

After winning first prize for his carrot, Ted gave it to Raechel at the Toorington Arms, and there, this great tasting carrot became part of Ray's tasty menus for more than a week. And, not surprisingly, Ted and his carrot soon became a permanent part of the Toorington Arms.

Hanging on the wall to the right of the bar is a photo of Ted and his carrot and the cup that he won. And, this snug little corner of the Toorington Arms has become known as Ted's Carrot Corner. An original thought, and, possibly the only corner of any pub in Great Britain (or, even the world) that's been named after a carrot. But, there again, Ted's always been a very odd ball!

It was in1972 when Ted became the youngest member of the TVS – The Toorington Vegetable Society. And, in 1982, Ted caused a minor sensation. A carrot that was not only 1 metre long, but perfect in every way, too. And, the TVS has never seen such a big carrot again. And, thanks to Ted's Carrot Corner at the Toorington Arms, Ted's prize winning carrot is still a very big part of Toorington life. Vegetables play a very big role down in the village of Toorington!


The Toorington Bells – Ted and His Prize Winning Carrot



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